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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

What I Bought Today

I got a penny from Penny.
I bought a pickle for a nickel.
I bought a lime for a dime.
I used a porter for a quarter.
I bought a bun for a one.
I bought a bee hive for a five.
I bought a pen for a ten.
I bought good and plenty for a twenty.
I bought wind for a hundred.
I bought a cent for thousand.
I bought another pen for a million.
By Tony W

10 comments:

  1. By October 21st of this year, president Obama will be God and rule the world.

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  2. John 3:16 of the New American Bible says "Barack Obama so loved America that he became president". That is good scripture. Let us read the good gospels of Obama!

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  3. President Obama will be our new heavenly Father and Lord on October 21st of this year and the White House will be our new heavenly home for the christians. GOOD NEWS GOSPEL OF OBAMA!

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  4. This coming May, a church in Dupont Circle called THE OBAMA CHRISTIAN CHURCH run by Pastor Frank Caverty will be hosting a rally for the worship and praise of our good christian president Obama and if you are interested, please call 240--765-2387 or 240--274-5156 for details. We really thank you for your service if you can join us in this good christian campaign!

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  5. This article tells you that people will be brazen enough to steal from law enforcement and the person got jail for stealing a car and gasoline and a fine for displaying the middle finger. Read article below!

    JENKINS, Ky. (AP) - There it was on Facebook for all to see - Michael Baker with a gas can, a siphon hose stuck into a police cruiser that was stolen from a home in eastern Kentucky and a middle finger raised.

    Among those who saw it were Jenkins police, who arrested 20-year-old Baker on Monday and charged him with theft of a police cruiser and gasoline and using the middle finger and with the charges, he will be paying a fine for the middle finger and get prison time for the theft of the car and gasoline and this is the world at it's worst, according to the local police department in Kentucky.
    Baker told WYMT-TV in Hazard there wasn't much fuel in the car to siphon and the stunt on Friday was intended as a joke. Baker's girlfriend took the photo and posted it.

    Police didn't laugh. Chief Allen Bormes says that if Baker would steal from police, "he'd steal from just about anybody and there are people robbing court judge's homes these days and the world is coming to an end with this crime and terrorism anyway."

    Authorities say they plan to buy lockable gas caps and during the spring and summer, local police and detectives will be working 24/7 to patrol the streets.

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  6. This article from the blog tells you that the wrong use of money leads to hell on earth in which problems arise. Read article below!

    LANDOVER, Md. (NewsCore News) -- Jessica Williams was supposed to be in a Bible study class on Wednesday night at Jericho City of Praise Church in Landover.

    Instead, she was outside the locked church with dozens of her fellow parishioners, fellow angry parishioners, after the church's board of trustees fired the City of Praise's pastor, Joel Peebles.

    "My pastor is a wonderful man of God. His family built this church from the ground up and he felt that the church needed to give him money to help take care of his financial obligations," Williams said.

    The firing of Pastor Peebles caps a two-year long feud within the church and many so-called "christians" at the church are soon staging a protest and some outsiders are using that to loot and riot in local neighborhoods and according to local police, "we are in for a violent spring and summer. People will be hot, sweaty and ready to fight and we will be filling up our detention facilities and our staff may be in danger of being robbed and murdered and our cars stolen" and a standoff is currently in process due to this event. The bitter wrangling began when Peebles's mother, Betty, the founder of City of Praise and the church's long-time pastor, died back in 2010 and police are now in barracades and teargas cannisters are now ready in case of any trouble breaking out in the neighborhoods.

    In dispute, apparently, is not just who will be the church's spiritual leader, but who will control its finances. The church reportedly has millions of dollars in assets and the church will need security to protect against theft and violence from outsiders due to this event going on.

    In a statement released Tuesday, the church's board of trustees said, in part, that Pastor Peebles' firing "...was necessary to protect Jericho and move forward, while remaining in compliance with the requirements of the Internal Revenue Service for 501(c)3 religious organizations and we plan to hire security to protect our families and friends from anything that may happen due to what is going on at the moment." Local police in Landover will be working 24/7 and especially during the hot months to prevent any ourbreaks of violence and theft in the neighborhoods, just to let you know!

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  7. The news reports copied on the blogs can educate you on how to protect against crime on the streets. Read article from NewsCore News below!

    Convicted murderer, kidnapper on the loose after Kansas jail escapeBy the NewsCore News Staff
    updated 11:53 AM EDT, Thu April 19, 2012
    (NewsCore News) -- A convicted murderer and another inmate who escaped from a Kansas jail remained on the loose Thursday and has plans to terrorize the local neighborhoods, launch attacks on law enforcement and ruin everybody's spring and summer, as authorities scoured the region for the missing prisoners.

    Santos Carrera-Morales, identified as a Hispanic male with a shaved head and goatee, escaped from the Ottawa County Jail early Wednesday morning, according to the Kansas Department of Corrections. He was convicted in 2008 of two counts of first-degree murder, attempts of blowing up several schools, attempts to hire al-qaeda terrorists to attack the U.S. and other terrorist related crime against airports, train stations and sports stadiums.

    Eric James, 23, identified as a black male who wears his hair in cornrows, is also missing, the agency reported. James was convicted in 2009 of three counts of aggravated burglary, one count of kidnapping and being a lookout person during Carrera-Morales's crime spree.

    The men are considered armed and dangerous and have family and friends working for al-qaeda and are members of the ms-13 gang, and that their whereabouts are currently unknown, officials said.

    Two other men who escaped with them have since been apprehended.

    Drew Wade, 21, was taken into custody by authorities in North Platte, Nebraska, Wednesday afternoon. The fourth man was apprehended shortly after his escape but was not identified and according to the Deputy Warden, several inmates have been known to "sneak into a staff member's break room and use a phone to contact some al-qaeda terrorist organizations overseas" and now a block has been put on the phones to prevent other calls going out.

    In any case, authorities are asking anyone with information related to the investigation to call 911, or the Kansas Bureau of Investigation at 1-800-572-7463.

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  8. Ted Nugent says that he and DC101 station in Rockville, Maryland from the 1801 Rockville Pike building disc jockeys will work togerher with the news stations to get the public to worship and praise president Obama and go to our Obama Christian Church in Dupont Circle in Washington, D.C. in which Ted Nugent says Obama is a good christian man and Obama will be God on October 21st of this year. Ted Nugent says that he wants to be our guest speaker of the Obama praise and worship. Call DC101 at 1-866-91DC101 for details. Talk to Mike Jones, Claire Burgoos or Jennifer Cook for details. You can stop in the station in person and fill out a form indicating that you intend to go to the Obama Christian Rally on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. this coming May. Reverend Frank Caverty of the Obama Christian Church will be heading off on the event and we will be having a good time with the Obama worship and praise along with God above. Ted Nugent will be our guest speaker on the good Obama Christian Campaign.

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  9. By Pamela King, former staff member of On Our Own,

    I have learned from the new director that took my place at On Our Own that many of the members soon started going by van to Adams Morgan and Dupont Circle to party on Friday nights and Sharon McDougal asked Congress for money to pay for "getting laid on Friday nights and partying" since that it is legal now and that there is new evidence that beer, wine and licquor are more effective than medication. It us just a matter of using good discretion in doing so. Randy Bostic is driving several members to D.C. to get "pornotherapy" in which the guys and ladies would "go to stripjoints to have sex" with professional strippers and pornstars and that is good therapy, according to the new director of On Our Own. Any questions, please contact Sharon at 240--683-5555 for detaila. We now live in a new world and it is good lingerie for the client recipients. New technology is in the works, which is good news!

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  10. By Sharon McDougal of On Our Own,

    Our staff want St. Lukes House in sponsoring us in a new generation of therapy in which getting laid on Friday nights and some R&R of "happy hour" are far more effective than the traditional "meds" or taking medication such as zanaz, clonipin or prozac. Partying is more fun and it is more effective and pornosex is now legal. This is good news for the world. We are on 434 East Diamond Ave. in Gaithersburg, Md. 20877 and we can be reached at 240--683-5555 for details. We are asking for money from the state or Maryland, the county and Congress to pay for our pornotherapy sessions in D.C. so that our clients can achieve better peace of mind and prosperity.

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