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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

MURPHY'S LAWS

Murphy's 14 Laws of Operating a Motor Vehicle 
  1. Whenever your car arrives at a signal light, the light will be red
  2. Roads are not built to simulate the way the crow flies
  3. If your vehicle is low on gas then there will not be a gas station nearby
  4. When you pull into a gas station, that particular gas station will have the most expensive gasoline
  5. If you commit a traffic violation then a policeman will be present
  6. If your car is involved in an accident with another motor vehicle then the other motor vehicle will be a large truck
  7. If your car is involved in an accident with another motor vehicle then your car will suffer more damage than the other vehicle
  8. Your car will always break down at the worst possible moment
  9. If you must drive on a particular day then the roads will be treacherous due to the weather
  10. Traffic will be heaviest on the road that your vehicle is traveling
  11. You will always choose the route in which the traffic is heaviest
  12. If you commit two or more traffic violations then you will be charged with the most serious violation
  13. If you are not the guilty party in an accident then nobody will witness the accident; and through accident recreation, fault will be impossible to determine
  14. If your car is involved in an accident then you will be at fault
 
By Michael K.

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